Quote of the week*

Chris was re-converting his fixed wheel conversion bike back to a geared bike, so he took his bike into Sprocket Cycles to get his bottom bracket changed for a wider one.

Mechanic: So what’s wrong with the bike then?

Chris: There’s nothing wrong with my bike! This is the perfect bike! Now, I want you to modify your language when you’re talking about my bike!

*You kind of had to be there for it to be funny.