You know someone’s a complete fucknuckle when…

…they actually go out of their way and miss their turning so that they can beat you up to the top of a hill by pedalling as hard as they possibly can, then they turn off the wrong way up a one-way street so that they can turn back on themselves and go back to where they originally intended to go. As soon as he had turned off, he stopped pedalling and completely relaxed – not in so much of  a hurry now, eh?

I hope he is proud that he beat a tired, hungry messenger who was taking it easy on a hill – that’s a real achievement – only a real man would be capable of such a task. I’d love to see him try and beat me if I’d actually agreed to participate in a race him…