Oh my fucking god

Some big, rough, ‘ard-looking, England-t-shirt-wearing geezer in Aldi today: “How come your shoes make so much noi… oh, they’re cycling shoes aren’t they? In Italy cycling is massive, my wife is Italian, she is an amazing cook, and she’s gorgeous”

FUCKING HELL! SOMEONE ACTUALLY REALISED THAT MY SHOES ARE CYCLING SHOES AND NOT FOOTBALL BOOTS OR RUNNING SHOES!!!!!