F*CKING IRRITATING C*NT!
May 12, 2008If there’s one thing that gets my fucking blood boiling worse than shite drivers, it’s FUCKING IDIOT IGNORANT PEDESTRIANS GETTING OFF THE BUS AND CROSSING TWO-LANE ONE-WAY STREETS WITH THEIR BACK TO THE TRAFFIC WHILST LISTENING TO AN MP3 PLAYER AND NOT EVEN LOOKING TO SEE IF ANYTHING IS COMING IN THE SECOND LANE.
Seriously, this shithead was SO ENGROSSD IN HER OWN LITTLE WORLD that SHE DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE WHEN I SLAMMED ON MY BRAKES AND STOPPED WITH MY FRONT WHEEL ONE CENTIMETRE AWAY FROM HER LEG.
YOU DESRERVED MY PLUGLESS HANDLEBAR ENDS AT 20MPH RIGHT IN YOUR FUCKING MAIN ARTERY YOU CUNT!!!!
You know whats as bad?
People on bikes with MP3 players loud and cycling through downtown.
It’s time to start carrying a Nerf bat mounted on the toptube and giving people whatfor as you go by.
Just a friendly neighborhood “What the Fuck”
I want to mount a paintball pistol to my handlebars.
What – you didn’t ding your bell as you rode up? — Wouldn’t have heard you anyway…
Hey, can I ask you some courier related questions?
How often do you fall, and when you fall, do any of your packages get damaged?
How well does the bag protect stuff?
Very rarely, and, it protects stuff as well as any bag does.
I find that my Lowepro photo backpack protects my stuff more.
That’s because it’s padded. It’s a camera bag. It’s designed to protect fragile, valuable things. Such as cameras. Courier bags are just designed to carry stuff and stop them getting wet.
I’m all about the bottle-shower for retarded peds.
“I’m all about the bottle-shower for retarded peds.”
I like your thinking! Pedestrians are by far the most irritating thing about city riding, they’re ok if they stick to the pavement but they truly don’t see the problem with stepping into the road without looking, aven if only 20m from the nearest crossing. I wish there was a way to have the bottle to hand so you didn’t miss an opportunity to douse the offenders!