Nothing is more beautiful than a lady on a bicycle

 Of course, there are lots of things more attractive than a lady on a bicycle, such as, a bottle of Bateman’s Autumn Fall, or a plateful of tasty food. Damn it, I’m hungry. But women + bikes = good. In fact I fall in love with every woman I see riding a bike. So beware, ladies. Unless you like flowers and chocolates and soppy, pathetic love poems.